Back to the basics...

Its been months since the Ice Cold drama cooled off and weeks since the Entice situation cooled over. After a blind-date with a seemingly together brotha', I've come to a conclusion. Men fall into one of these categories: TAKEN, BABY MAMA DRAMA, 'CURIOUS', DOGGISH, or a nasty combo of any of these. I recently experienced the Ultimate Date Directly From HELL! No matter how great your so-called friend says he is, there's always a catch. This Kat was 26, single, and currently a grad student. Sounds great, right? WRONG. He began to talk about how I should follow the field that he was in and why I should lose weight. What the %$#^! He was not God's gift to women!!! That's for Damn sure. Best believe he got a piece of my mind. Not only was he a condecending bastard, but had no shame while staring down the chest of our waitress. Within 10 minutes, I had left his ass at the table. I don't need that aggrevation. Why must they 'try' me???

Baby Phat Goddess

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Goddess by Kimora Simmons

Small minds talk about people, average minds talk

You Know You're Jamaican When....

1.You can distinguish between "cocoa-tea" "bush-tea" and"green-tea".
2. When someone sympathizes with you, you comment "Yuh tink seh it easy?"
3. You point with your lips.
4. You can't say "three" or "thing" ... you say "tree" and "ting".
5. You say words like Heg (instead of Egg); Hingland (instead of England).
6. You give directions with your hands, even if it is in another state.
7. You go to parties for the food and drink and then cuss afterwards when the food and drink run out.
8. You say bathe instead of shower.
9. You nod your head upwards to greet someone.
10. You always find yourself standing next to plenty of luggage and boxes at the airport.
11. When you travel home, you bring an extra suitcase going down, it has none of your clothes; returning, it has food.
12. You have one big pot you call curry pot when you are not even cooking curry & you have another pot you called dutch pot.
13. You say "boy" at the beginning of a sentence and "man" at the end of it.
14. You say zed.
15. You always hang something on your rearview mirror.
16. You think eating ackee and saltfish, plaintain and fried dumplings is a great morning breakfast.
17. You can't go a week without a rice dish.
18. You can never seem to get along with Haitians.
19. You must put dumplings and yam in all soups.
20. Greens to you is known as callaloo.
21. You say flim instead of film.
22. You get mad when people say speak Jamaican.
23. Your choice of fish is Escovitch.
24. You know what tan pon it lang, tallowah, and Mr. Mention mean.
25. You can tell a jacket when you see one.

A GEORGIA PEACH

Detroit girls are pretty. New York girls are smart. But it takes a Georgia girl to win a fellas heart.

Florida girls are tan. Chicago girls got flow. But when you want the best looking girl, Georgia is where you gotta go.

California girls are wild. Texas girls are fun. But a Georgia girl come on they're #1.

Girls will be girls, north south east and west, but Georgia girls always rate the best. To any man who reads this & truly wants to know... If you have a Georgia girl you should never let her go!!

Damian Marley in the Fall Issue of Rap-Up!

Check out an exclusive interview with Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley in the Fall 05 issue of Rap-Up, on sale now! The magazine is available at Barnes & Noble, Borders, Wal-Mart, Tower Records, B. Dalton, Books-A-Million and more.

...So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

A random picture from the net. Not my work.

Cosplay at the Atlanta Anime Convention-Battle Royale!

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy...